What is swearing? How do Norwegians swear? Isn’t Norwegian a great language to swear in? And don’t mountains make you want to go &%#/(%&$&&?
I took a trip across Besseggen while mumbling into the camera about faen, helvete, fitte and many other swear words, before succumbing to nature and going silent.
In the end, I asked other hikers on the track and they proved me wrong…
Morale: Norwegian is easier to understand and to pronounce. (With apologies to my Danish friends.) In addition, Norwegian nature is much better than Danish nature unless you’re a fan of endless, rainy, windy, sandy beaches and a landscape flat like a pancake. And flies.